My names Casey. My cats makes me happy. Oreos can only be double stuffed. Ill sleep when im dead.

nutthing:

r u a sofa bc ur sofaking annoying

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phobias:

Guess who’s naked

geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

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"What is success? It is being able to go to bed each night with your soul at peace."

Paulo Coelho, Manuscript Found In Accra (via meditationsinwonderland)

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sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

vodkacupcakes:

I need to reevaluate my life a little bit

dirtywrat:

"are we just going to ignore the fact that-"

yes we are shut the fuck up

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tastefullyoffensive:

"She never thought the toilet paper roll would fight back." [jesst]

hazelnvt:

you, food and sleep is all i could ever need.

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